I had Hammer Pants

Last night at school, I was talking to this cute cute girl. Age; 19. I was telling her something that I then followed up with holding up two fingers, an L and then a Quit motion. (Because, it was too legit to quit). She looked at me blankly. Then I got nervous. So I followed that up with singing the lyrics while doing the hand motions. Nothing... Then I got up and did my hammer dance.. No reaction. So, I asked her. "Don't you know who MC Hammer is?!" She replied with "I have no idea what you are talking about." I looked at another girl in the room who was as shocked as I and said "Whaaaat?!" After feeling sufficiently bullied, she replied with this little gem. "Well, I'm not thirty five."

Yep. There are girls out there who didn't own hammer pants that were splattered with day glow paint. And there are girls out there who think I am thirty five. (Or at least who give me crap because I'm so old)

My dance would have been better had I been wearing my hammer pants. Also, the video shows him in a skin tight shorts romper jumper thing. We are ALL fortunate I didn't have one of those.