I work in a cubicle at my office. Definition of cubicle- Little room made up of fake walls that only go up to the top of my head. Color- Pale gray blue slash green. Texture- Plastic
I am in the back cubicle and when people come in, I usually guess by the way they walk or their voice who it is. Sometimes, it takes a tap on the shoulder because I have my headphones on which follows by me promptly shrieking and then telling them that they scared me to death. …Which is obvious to them and yet I still give them an explanation.
I have a shredder bin in my office that holds all sorts of top secret data. I have a really important job. Anyway, it gets emptied every once in awhile and I always know when because the guy who empties it always announces himself as “Shredder Guy” in a loud voice as he comes in. I like it.
I’m going to start announcing myself. I’ve just got to figure the perfect thing to say.
I’m thinking at work I should go with “Billing Lady” This will be said in a sing songy voice rather than booming.
For school it will be- “Hey Guurl!” This is said like I’m 15 and it will be more of an address to one person but loud enough so others can see me and KNOW that I have arrived.
For friends houses or social gatherings of any kind- "I'm here for the gang bang." This is to be said in all seriousness.
5 comments:
Who doesn't love a good gang bang?
Everyone should have their own entrance announcement.. I like it!
P.S. When are we all getting together to be bakey/crafty?
yeah yeah enough with the entrance stuff...how's about showing me how you leave a room
"uhhh (backing away, hands up)
i'm feeling a strong negative presence..."
i love you cory willey.
and i love, even more how last night you prepared a folded napkin on my counter and THEN asked if you could have a cupcake.
Lindsey- Ha! See, I'd say it at your house and you'd let me right in. Just like that.
Noelle- Anytime! I think it would be fun. I think we should try to focus on one or the other because my history has shown me repeatedly that if I plan too much, then I hardly get anything done. Sooo... That being said, I am game for anything. I'd love to just get together and chat or whatever. You and Catie need to share your knowledge with me though. I'm lacking.
Catie- I think that was right before I said:
"Do you want some guacamole & chips?" Then you said no and I took your chips home to eat with my avocado anyway.
I'm a classy lady.
**You need to blog about how to exit a room. Then we should video it and post it to share with the world. .... Wait? What was that noise? Was it a barking spider or was it just some paranormal activity? I can never tell.
Cory, good use of lines from one of my all-time favorite movies... Old School. Well played.
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